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I owe this item to Mark Morford. Ok, I'll include his take on it as a quote.

Am always deeply frightened and yet strangely enamored by/of the earnest creepiness of the horrid little Jesus Inspirational Sports Statues for very young deeply repressed midwestern Catholic white kids who will soon be in therapy, because of course if Jesus is about anything, he's about helpin' little Timmy smoke some bitch-ass on a 2-on-2 pickup game down at the projects, or helping little Suzie bloody the shins of her bitchy little Atheist enemies on the soccer field. Don't forget to look at pages 2 and 3. *Swing* batterbatterbatterJesusspankmyassbatterbatter, swing!