Egan's Law

From SatireWire a modest, almost Swiftian proposal.

Trenton, N.J. ( — Under a new law designed to protect minors, local police departments will now be required to inform residents any time a known Roman Catholic church moves into their neighborhood.

The law also mandates that Catholic churches register with authorities, wear electronic monitoring devices, and be prohibited from moving to within a half-mile radius of a school.

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Published on May 8, 2002 1:34 PM.

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