Boeings and big bums

Great headline, but still, it's a serious subject for anyone but the diminutive.

As far as I'm concerned, I'd now rather be drugged unconscious, slipped into a tube and shipped off to my ultimate destination than fly any skies no matter how friendly.

P.S. Re "Ryan Dilley,"---he of the byline---are reporters really allowed to look like that in the U.K.?