When less is sometimes almost enough

I love The Onion, so I hope they will excuse me when I say that sometimes it's enough just to read through the cheeky headlines. Well, at least when you're in a big hurry. A small sample from the last two weeks:

NEWLY OUT GAY MAN OVERDOING IT

STARVING THIRD WORLD MASSES WARNED AGAINST EVILS OF CONTRACEPTION

AMERICAN PEOPLE SHRUG, LINE UP FOR FINGERPRINTING

DEFENSE DEPARTMENT TYPO RESULTS IN U.S. ATTACK ON IRA

63 PERCENT OF U.S. IMPLICATED IN NEW SCANDAL

SUNKEN OIL TANKER WILL BE HABITAT FOR MARINE LIFE, SHELL EXECUTIVES SAY WITH STRAIGHT FACE

LINEBACKER FACES SUSPENSION FOR GENOCIDE

Well, you get the idea. If you don't, you probably aren't reading this weblog.