still safe!

The Onion's roving reporter "Opinion" box this week quotes one imaginary member of the public, in reply to a question about suicide bombers in our midst, as follows:

"The U.S. is safe, so long as the terrorists don't see us being critical of President Bush."

I just checked again. No need to worry yet.

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Published on May 31, 2002 12:07 AM.

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