I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr. Bush

Once one sixth of Monty Python, but still a sage today, Terry Jones had a piece in London's Observer two sundays back. It's very good, but really no laughing matter.

And let's face it, Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq is the only way to bring about international peace and security. The one certain way to stop Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting the US or the UK is to bomb a few Muslim countries that have never threatened us.

That's why I want to blow up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children. Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us in peace and stop peering at me in that totally unacceptable way.

[thanks to George Carter]

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Published on February 5, 2003 11:24 AM.

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